In Which Your Faithful Narrator Gives Props to 3rd Worst

I have a friend, we've been friends for going on, I think seven years. We've met twice, I think. But we've been reading each other for almost seven years. Okay, maybe we met only once. No, I think its been twice. Yes, indeed, twice. Once in her home town and once we met a movie theatre to see a movie that was filmed partially in her hometown. Her hometown is cool. Nice place, her hometown. Though, she'd kill me if I told you were her hometown was and I don't want to that to happen because if that did happen I wouldn't be able to pollute cyberspace with my incessant "In Which Your Faithful Narrator..." posts and the world just be a sadder place. So, for world peace and happiness, I will not divulge the location of 3rdWorst's hometown.

Now then, with that being said (a phrase my store manager uses often) I must commence with the propage for 3rdWorst. In order to truly understand and comprehend the propage I'm about to give you must first read this entry. I'll wait. Really, I will. Come back when you're finished (please note the proper grammar in that statement, people are finished, turkeys are done). Okay, ready for the propage?

I dedicate these two youtube vidoes to 3rdworsts nerdiness, geekiness, and basic smartypantsness...




Okay, that one is kind of fun. Then there's this one. I shall call this the
Necessary Roughness Propage (the dude flies across the country alot). And, since this propage is, in fact in celebration of 3rdworsts nerdygeekinesssmartypantsness, we should probably should call this the Nerdfighter Award. All I have to say is this: where was security? Hello... that's neither here nor there: on with the second propage!