"If you think you will find drunken escapades, drug fuel sex and out of body experiences you are sadly mistaken. Please, stop reading this book now. There is nothing of the sort. I will state here, right now, that I have been drunk more than a few times. I have had more than a few hangovers, but that is it. If you are planning on reading about me hitting bottom because of drink or drugs, please stop reading. It's not going to happen. It never did. Yes, I did hit the bottom of the barrel, but it wasn't because of addiction. My bottom-of-the-barrel was of the spiritual kind.
I have had a rather boring and vanilla life. My life has been and could probably be labeled 'boring.'"